Anti-differentiation

is what we covered in calculus a week ago
not that that is relevant in any way whatsoever.
Isn't it odd when a word is repeated in a sentence yet tis still correct grammar.
my posts are never really that long
I ponder why.
What is the difference between pondering and wondering?
not to be confused with wandering.
pandering?
is that like badgering?

I wonder/ponder how long before anyone realizes there tis a new post ....posted by the one who was aptly named Chris.
hmm I wasn't aptly named Chris.
maybe if I was Jesus incarnate it would be aptly
because of the whole Chris(t) thing but if I would have been named anything else it would have never been thought upon by myself.
well that's not neccesarily true because look at me now ponwondering over it.

ahh I am straying off of my train of thought.
why a train? why not my plane of thought or my plain of thought.
a submarine of thought?
I like the idea of the Plain of Thought
it seems like it'd be a cool place.
Sometimes I wish I could draw the pictures that I can imagine.
Because they look so damn cool.
It scares me to think that some people have no imagination or a limited one.
Just imagine if fate would have been cruel to one and done that. Not a fun thought.

anyway
but yes indeedio
I was saying, "I wonder if anyone will notice this post"
by anyone I meant Eryn
for im sure that all people who randomly read people they dont know's blog aside
she is the only one who reads it
^_^
I Love You

I have a good friend who goes by the name of Paul
and he has recently aquired a job in the way of Chili's
and whilst in conversation with my good friend I was informed of an ingrediant which brought a tickling sensation to my funny bone and made me produce many immature jokes.
that ingrediant you ask?
nut sauce
thats right
how can you not laugh at it?

customer:yes waiter, i'd like some more nut sauce on my food please
waiter: yessir it will only take a minute

that makes me giggle like a school girl
not that they'd be talking of nut sauce right?

hmmm is the blog thing out of style now?
i always get into things after they're not in style anymore.
i get the left over fads

Well I think I should begin thine exit
for I know not how long it will be in the lasting duration.
It was a pleasure taking up your time with my words of nonimportaness.
I'm sure it shall happen again sooner than youd like.
The end draws nigh and no one laments it's coming.
As it sweeps ever nearer people exalt in its approach. Emotions run high and men unsure of themsleves break down and weep. Fearing the abyssmal end many give up, others revel and indulge themselves in acts of gratuitous sex and a myriad of activities they'd never participate in otherwise.
All ties are cut. All bonds shattered. The un-existance is here!
*silence*

Musk! The Scent of Man

the title realy has no connection to what im going to say
it never really does now that i think about it
my titles are just the first thing that comes to mind
they dont

i dont remember what i was going to put here
but think on this
fetuses or feti or whatever the plural of fetus is
a fetus with a goatee!
or an infant with a zz top beard

ok well
Eryn
put new posts up

adios peoples

Day Time Love Making...... The Naughty Type

I'm talking about enjoying a bowl of chicken soup with a reuben and then making dirty reuben love.

Hola compadres!
How are things in the world of now?
are they pleasantly delicious? without the delicious?
For that would mean "pleasant" cept you would have to exclude the ly as well, on pleasantly that is so your left with pleasant
which is what we strive for, or at least something in that immediate vicinity
Pleasant feelings, happiness(five ^_^), contentment, joy, and inner sancuated peace and such
unless of course tis not what you strive for, in which case I guess none of that applies now does it?
That would be a resounding no.
On an entirely unrelated matter I am a fan of The White Stripes.
Perhaps you would have liked to know that, and if you didn't then nevertheless you do now.
Unless of course your reading this part and skipped that part, which though highly unlikely is entirely possible
but if that happenstance had occured I'm sure you would be thoroughly confused by this point, and quite truthfully tis a probability that even had you been following line by line, word by word your are still confused for I must admit I haven't been making much sense.



The Broodwich!
theres a story behind that but that tis for another time

Chellos to all who care or at least don't mind hearing

crap i just posted just the title
so here we go, let's try this again

bad start but hopefully we shall have a quick recovery as I launch into this my newest entry into my blog
wouldn't it be odd if this wasn't my newest entry.
I mean I know it shain't be by the time I post another one, but if right now as I type this it wasn't my newest entry.

Tis Thurseday I do believe
though i'm sure there is a date thing when I post this so you need not hear it from me.
I finished the book I was reading today, twas The Dante Club by Matthew Pearl
twas pretty neat. It was a murder mystery and while that's not usually my thing I enjoyed it. The murderer used Dante's Inferno as a reference to his killings and twas like, "Hey, that sucks for that guy."

I have Dante's Inferno yet i've never completed it.
I shall have to do that at one time or another, yet i've moved on the Forever Odd
for I recently read Odd Thomas at the recomendation of the ever lovely Eryn and it was immensely enjoyed by me, which of course is the reason I purchased the sequel.
Is it called a sequel or is that just in movies?
Sequel
tis fun to say and looks cool
like Shannon
also fun to say
Shannon, i don't know if you'll ever read this
but I think your name is fun to say and whenever you are mentioned I usually say your name a couple of times afterwards.
but anyway, moving along.
I watched the Dark Side of Oz today
tis the wizard of oz muted with The Dark Side of the Moon playing as the sound
twas pretty cool and very coincidental or better yet conspirical?
You tell me, but there were lots of midgets in the movie and thats always a good thing.

I have a bunch of books in my to read pile
including a zombie novel, book eleven of the wheel of time, Frankenstein, The Communis Manifesto, and Dies the Fire.
as well as a bunch of others that arnt up to par enough for me to remember their names.

well this is all I have for now
until next we meet again
~Kristoff Punchatello

Hola! Como Estas?
El Chupacabra!
yes indeedio
Tis Chris! and though he doesnt make many appearences on this his blog he never lets it die. He feeds it just enough information to keep it alive and all with the unstarvation.
and lookee here
he's come right when twas at the brink of collapse to let it nibble upon his sandwich of blogger life
thats all metaphorical and not literal and extremely deep, you probally can't comprehend its meaning
(that's a bunch of mooseshit(moose is used in place of bull)
So yes
perhaps Chris shall feed his blog more often than he has been or else someone will send the BPA (blogger protection agency) after my ass.
and I really need to stop refering to myself in the third person.
Not unconditionally for tis much fun but right now for the moment.
Does anybody know anyone with a fro?
tis a little off topic but then again who decided i must be chained to the topic that is previously conversed on. I am free to wander off before finishing any particular topic I find myself participating in and to ramble incoherently on the subject of fro's and who has them! Boxy Brown has a fro. Hmmm Mr. Fro? That would be an interestin individual to meet.
Hmm I most likely need to begin typing my book talk for this my fourth year of the class of English
so I shall now attend to that. But I shall return! And twill be frightening. (I know I used and at the beggining of a sentence but if your an English buff and that annoyed you I believe by the time you finished reading all of this you shall have had multiple anurisms (i dont know how to spell that))
Farewell to the Masses
for they are good to me
And Farewell to Eryn
who is the love of my life and most likely the only one to read this

down with the sickness

chello again peoples
im not sure what the average amount of entry ratios and such are but heres another one
ummm
actually i really dont have anything to say
mmmm
Eryn has the flu and is all with the not feeling good and theres the whole wishing she gets better now thing
hmmm i realized that pretty much everthing i was considering to put here wasnt about me and if it twas putten downeth twould be more of an extension of Eryn's blog in her abscence and not really like my blog at all
so yea
im out
ciao

That wasn't no grandma boy that was the grocery bag

Well i havent posted one of these in probally like half a year or something like that. I start by asking myself "why?" Only one person even knows i have one of these and they dont even have the internet. So I would have to say this is pretty much pointless. Even saying they get access to the big www i'm sure this shaint be one of their top things to check out.
But too bad
for i'm writing and boom tis happening and such
So lets see
*starts humming
I was gonna start looking for scholarships but i can still afford to put it off and this is much more interesting.
OK well here goes
Tis the life of Kristoff Punchatello
I wonder should I fill you the television (when i say television i mean online) audience in with the large portion of time and information of my life that ive never put in this here blog.
I think not.
So we shall start at today and work our way from there
and perhaps every now and then i shall throw in a scrap from my past to keep you interested
(because im sure my day wont)
blabbity blabity blabity
well I'm sick
when i say sick i dont mean torturing animals touching small children sick i mean cough cough atchoo sick
So to say the least i didnt feel like making the trip to the academic facility today
My day started out in a funk and to my memory i can only think of one good thing throughout the morning and that twould be my call to Eryn to tell her good morning and such.
To those of you wondering Eryn is my ladylove and upon thinking on it if you dont know that you probally dont know me and why the hell are you reading this you sick fuck (many apologies to all who read this and arnt quote unquote "sick fucks" but for all you *stereotyping* 40 year old balding men who get off on reading the lives of todays youth and hoping deep down inside the'll come meet you in a public place so you can have you sick way with them.... get help)
moving to lighter subjects (not creepy old men)
wait my lighter subject is that im ill
man that sucks
well i must say id rather be plagued by this cough and congestion and such than being in the back of some creeps van.
unless it was a cool hippy van and said creep wasnt really a creep but a far out hippy whos just misunderstood and in no way shape or form gets his kicks out of touching small children but would rather just chillax and eat some cotton candy and other cool hippy things like that.
wait a second
is it hippy or hippie
is it interchangeable or is one correct and the other entirely wrong?
but anyway that tis all with the irrelevence
back to Chris' day (because of course it's so enthralling *sarcasm)
I slept in most of my classes and twasnt at all up to my usual cheery self (i almost typed cherry self but thats not the same) (i use alot of parenthesis) We started learning derivetives in calculus and there were delta xs and delta t's and polynomials and finding the limits and slopes and such and was definently not enjoyable and to put the icing on the cake my contacts stared bothering me
okay im the only one to blame for the contact problem for i sleep with them and dont take them out for months at a time
so i have no right to complain on the matter
on the way to physics i lost one of the previous mentioned contacts but thought it had rolled up under my eyelid
so there i go in search of the missing lens of contactness
i went to the office to get some eye drops for if i were to carry some on my person i would be tackled by the administratiion and or drug dogs
damn upon looking at this i realized this is probally boring as hell
so quick run through
Someone straightened my hair in fifth hour
i went eat grilled cheese
people told me i looked like Anthony Kiedes and i got lots of compliments on the hair
i went home
and vegged out
and tis nine o clock so i have something to attend to
so ill be cuttin this short
and you shall hear from me later
ciao